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Thu, 16 May 2013 18:48:11 -0400

sanfran: rachelayne: sanfran: why does all the good stuff in life cost so much I didn’t know...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:27:42 -0400

rachelayne:

sanfran:

why does all the good stuff in life cost so much

I didn’t know happiness and love had a price

calm down gandhi

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Thu, 16 May 2013 18:25:46 -0400

imma-gay-panda: tyleroakley: hoelita: female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:25:33 -0400

imma-gay-panda:

tyleroakley:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

I think I might be a female sloth.

Yup. That’s my girlfriend.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 16:38:54 -0400

chessieness: Theres so many cuties on here that I’ll never get to hang out with and that just makes...

Sat, 04 May 2013 12:18:03 -0400

chessieness:

Theres so many cuties on here that I’ll never get to hang out with and that just makes me properly sad

I love you all so muchhhhhh

christoph-waltzed: I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so...

Wed, 01 May 2013 15:46:37 -0400

christoph-waltzed:

I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut

So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.

She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.

How to look good naked: 1) get naked 2) say “damn I look good”

Wed, 01 May 2013 15:45:43 -0400

How to look good naked:

1) get naked

2) say “damn I look good”

officialdogblog: if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 23:57:31 -0400

officialdogblog:

if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me

Me: "Ugh, I'm still not over so-and-so. I'm just gonna go on Tumblr."

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 10:40:53 -0400

Me: "Ugh, I'm still not over so-and-so. I'm just gonna go on Tumblr."
*goes on tumblr*
*sees cute romantic pictures of other couples*
*sees gooey sappy quotes about love*
*sees people in same boat wallowing*
Me:
Me:
Me: "How the fuck could I have ever thought this would be a good idea."

beccabae: forestferncreations: -mayday: felicefawn: Being on Tumblr all the time gives me such a...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 10:36:02 -0400

beccabae:

forestferncreations:

-mayday:

felicefawn:

Being on Tumblr all the time gives me such a deluded view of the world. I start believing that everyone is pro-choice, open-minded, have moral compass, care about animals, care about sexism, racism, body shaming, etc, but then I walk out my front door and realise that everyone is still just as moronic as they were two years ago.

accurate fucking post of the decade

damn straight felice

or just head on over to good ol’ Facebook

dansteinbacher: coolstoryrob: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin: ...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 22:30:59 -0400

dansteinbacher:

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

Hahaha tumblrous pepperonus

fwips: sasstielspn: fwips: ”sending hate mail to ppl on the internet is like nailing jello to a...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 22:27:49 -0400

fwips:

sasstielspn:

fwips:

”sending hate mail to ppl on the internet is like nailing jello to a tree”

-Benjamin Franklin

Benjamin Franklin died in 1790

are u calling me a liar

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Wed, 24 Apr 2013 22:24:59 -0400

16nite: Please reblog so people will know.

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 22:09:35 -0400

16nite:

Please reblog so people will know.

“I’m the most nervous little man in the universe. It feels...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 22:08:34 -0400

“I’m the most nervous little man in the universe. It feels insane that anyone would mistake that for anything godly.”
- Patrick Stump

please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:35:51 -0400

tapdancers: if i was rich i wouldnt even buy cool cars and houses i’d just buy loads of cool shit...

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 18:59:31 -0400

tapdancers:

if i was rich i wouldnt even buy cool cars and houses i’d just buy loads of cool shit off of etsy

ussawesome: when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 18:53:58 -0400

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

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Thu, 04 Apr 2013 08:24:50 -0400