(via wherethewildgaysare)
(via wherethewildgaysare)
why does all the good stuff in life cost so much
I didn’t know happiness and love had a price
calm down gandhi
(via love-more-judge-less)
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
I think I might be a female sloth.
Yup. That’s my girlfriend.
(via whit3l0tus)
Theres so many cuties on here that I’ll never get to hang out with and that just makes me properly sad
I love you all so muchhhhhh
(via chilly-down)
I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.
(Source: winkingeye-alcoholsuggestion, via silotude)
How to look good naked:
1) get naked
2) say “damn I look good”
(Source: coffee-and-yoga, via thelordoftrees)
if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me
(Source: circumcisions, via liz4rdqueeen)